" Um, Hey Lady...it's a stop sign, not a red light, you can go... CAN you PLEASE GO?!
There are no cars coming, you've clearly got the right of way, so you can go...What's that..oh I see, YOU'RE ON YOUR CELL PHONE..hmmm, shall I honk my horn to get you moving, or shall I just try to pass you...SERIOUSLY ...@#$%&^* DRIVE!
What..you're finally going to go and since you've pulled into the wrong lane you want to cut me off...I don't @#$%&^* think so..Why don't use your blinker lady, or how about this..GET OFF YOUR %$#@ PHONE, because it appears you are not a multi task type of lady...uh, no..driving and talking on your phone are not two things you should do together....nope they are not."
it takes 28 days to form a habit, and I haven't sworn in three full days.....
7 comments:
HAHAHahahah! You are so funny!
Oh, and Congratulations!-- You've gone longer than me!
I accidently said bitch in church yesterday. I must be stopped...
xoxoxo
LOL Michelle!!! Oh how I miss you. :D That's hilarious and sounds oh so familiar to many conversations I've had in my mad mom minivan!! LOL
I save my cuss words for very VERY special occasions..... LOL
I didn't know you had a blog page... I'm linked on Carmen's page. ;)
This was too dang funny! And yes, it does sound just like Krissy!
Does "dammit" count? I've gotta watch my potty mouth too!
Ummm cussing in your head is just as bad you know.... :) HAHAHA
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