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"With all its shame, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world…Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."

— Max Ehrmann

Saturday, March 15, 2008

An apology to Men EVERYWHERE

So... I'm that girl...that crazy girl who just can't be pleased sometimes..I don't mean to be, and I didn't know, or let myself realize that I was until yesterday afternoon...and I am totally okay with admitting it..in the hopes that I stop being that girl....
SERIOUSLY, sometimes I have to admit that for guys, with us ( Females) it's a lose/ lose situation.. How do they ( Men) put up with us?
STORY : last summer I was hanging out with this guy. He was nice, and we developed a fast friendship shortly after I stopped hanging out with this other guy who turned out to be a total ^%#@&*$ LOSER and ^%$# face , anyways, I was missing the little rat and friend guy decided to tell me what he thought of me... he was so kind when he let me know that I was a "independent woman with a GREAT personality and a GREAT head on her shoulders that any man would fall in love with on the spot". .. (now sweet huh) I was SO PISSED! What the heck kind of crap was that?!?! was he freaking kidding me? I went to work at my venue and told Corey how mad I was and why; and being the man that Corey is...Corey called me an IDIOT. you want to know why I was mad? I was mad because friend guy didn't say I was pretty...( SO SUE ME, I'M A GIRL)
...fast forward...I was hanging out with a new guy the other night , he's GREAT, he's AWESOME, he's CAPTAIN AWESOME...and he always says the sweetest things, the other night he tells me that I am "so beautiful and so fun"...cute huh? I was SO PISSED...you know why don't you, you're getting the way this is going by now....I was mad because Captain Awesome didn't say I was SMART! I want to be SMART and BEAUTIFUL...
Ah JEEZ...
I'd like to take this time to apologize to all the men in the world that I have screwed by acting this way... I'M SORRY!


Charlotte said...

Ok...and I've been trying to point this out to you for how long?! hahahahaha I love you

Purple CJ Diva Duckie said...

No NO NO Michelle!
Repeat after me....No man is perfect! NO MAN!
Now go and find one you can live with despite their imperfections! lol

Anonymous said...

seriously. to the t lady. to the t

Babs said...

LOL! Poor men, they can never say the right thing, no matter how hard they try. Then there's your brother who tries very hard to say the WRONG thing on purpose cuz he thinks it's funny. Ah men, you gotta love 'em. :)

Purple CJ Diva Duckie said...

Go to my page and look at the comments under that post. You will find your answer!

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becky said...

recognition is the first step

deanna said...

I walked into a public restroom in SLC the other evening and there were like 6 girls. There were only 2 stalls. I went into one and while I was doing what I needed to do (number 1 if you must know sick-o) I heard some girl leaving a voicemail with her cellular device while toilets were a-flushing in the background, one offer her 8 different lip glosses to a friend, and another complain about her weight. Ugh girls are lame...right then I thanked God for not making me a dude to deal with high maintenance girls then for not making me one also. flush flush.

Carmen said...

I've been were you are Michelle (that is before I met Ronnie). I wanted both (beautiful and smart) too!! I didn't like to be that way about it, but it does stink to hear one and not the other. ;)

the best christmas present ever!

the best christmas present ever!


There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I am the queen and this is my year, and nothing, NOTHING is impossible

the family dog....so spoiled...but look at his face!

the family dog....so spoiled...but look at his face!