" They aren't married, what could they possibly need here?"
Well, today I just felt like going is all.. I wanted to get some chicken because I'm going on a salad thing, and they sell it cheaper than at Smiths and Albertsons.. but I don't need to tell everybody that now do I?
" HEY EVERYONE I'M SINGLE BUT SINCE I ONLY WANT TO EAT SALADS WITH A SMALL BREAST OF CHICKEN FOR A FEW WEEKS I CAME TO THE COSTCO TO BUY IT IN BULK!!! THAT'S RIGHT A SINGLE PERSON IN THE BUY IN BULK STORE!!!!! "
At the Costco I saw the Asian chicken lettuce wraps..and they looked like a a good dinner for tonight so I bought a package...
I checked out, and had my receipt in my hand for the lady that looks through your stuff when you leave
Nosey Costco Lady: " Oh you know what I do with the lettuce wraps, I buy some of the chicken strips and cut them up and add it to the chicken it comes with and the sauce, I don't know about YOUR husband, but MY HUSBAND doesn't think there is enough chicken that comes with it, and I found that works and he's happy."
Me: " Oh that is so nice to know... I'll keep that in mind.....and WHEN I GET a husband... I'll try to remember that, THANKS "
I just love Costco
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I go to costco and get that too. or I'll get "are you here with your mom?" mmm nope I'm an adult thanks for making me feel like a million bucks!
I LOVE YOU!
lol ... Glad I don't have a Costco!!! Totally LOVE your comeback - What I wanna know is how the lady reacted when you said that. lol BOOM Nosy woman!
Well Krissy, she had a look of a deer in headlights... and I smiled and left....you have to leave quickly but like you're not in a hurry to preserve the moment :-)
Even my fat and unattractive friends are starting to shop at Costco because...well, you know why. Maybe I'll get a membership one day.
xoxoxo
Costco does have its share of nosy people, but what's worse is how they always try to talk you into upgrading your membership. I have such a love-hate relationship with Costco.
i think this is my favorite post of your's to date.
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