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"With all its shame, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world…Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."

— Max Ehrmann

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

No you'll never get a chance....

so tonight I went to dinner with some friends, I LOVE my friends..well..one guy was new, and he wasn't my friend, but when he told me about serving a mission in North Carolina and for his love of Bojangles Boberry biscuits...I thought we could be friends...I thought it was the start of a BEAUTIFUL relationship...and then at dinner he miss took me for a Tarheel fan, which is a honest mistake, so I was like, no, I'm a DUKE fan.. I'm a die hard blue devil..now, having served in the south, in North Carolina, you would think that this boy had some common sense.. and would've kept his mouth shut after that.. I mean SERIOUSLY there are certain things you don't discuss in order to maintain friendships... 1) Politics 2) Religion 3) the Duke vs UNC rivalry .. well he just kept going on and on..and he had the nerve to say that Coach K was an evil man ... I threw food at him in the restaurant.. and salt, and Ice, and I wanted to throw my Dr. Pepper at him since soda has a tendency to stain.. I even eyed the ketchup bottle ( it was the squeeze out kind... that boy had the nerve to touch me.. and want to hold my hand!!! AND TOUCH MY KNEE... he would wink at me and say we could work it out.. I was like, " The hell we can, I'm calling my momma." ( Carolyn, not the one down the street from you, my mom mom here in Utah who wants me to tell you hello) anyways, I told her what a jerk I was sitting with, and then I handed him the phone so my momma could call him a jerk...and he thought I was playing...
Now Coach K isn't Joel Osteen or anything, but he's a great man, and a great leader, and a nice man..you don't have to like DUKE, and on occasion, I've even cheered on Carolina when it came down to it...especially if they were playing Maryland..but seriously, don't disrespect Coach K..you don't see me calling Dean Smith a MORON...good golly.. I've been hot about this since dinner.. I needed to get this off my chest.. Brandon says that I will forgive his friend..and CeCe says, that she is staying out of cause she has never seen me mean before and doesn't want the wrath..me.. hmmmm I don't think I can get over that....

END OF RANT

5 comments:

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

OH MICHELLE! I LOVE YOUR HUMOR!
And I am so glad you reminded me about which momma! I was like, WHAT THE HECK??? LOL Shew, scared me for a few seconds!
Please tell that momma of yours I said hello! Tell her to visit my page and leave me a comment or give her my email address would be better!
I hope you never have to see that young man again, for both of your sakes! I would seriously hate to think given the opportunity what you would do NEXT time! Hope there were NO knives on the table! LOL

Missi said...

Well I see you're still swearing and drinking soda :)

Lindsay said...

You better NEVER stop blogging because I LOVE reading this. You are amazing! I love it!

deanna said...

what's basketball?
I only see soccer players where I live.
xoxoxo

Krissy said...

lol ... Michelle... I MISS YOU. Sorry I've been hiding lately! I've been so wrapped up with everything going on. Keep dropping by... you never know when I'm giving something away! lol :D

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the best christmas present ever!
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