I mean maybe I could write about my crazy ex who just recently started calling me and texting me again, but I reminded him that even though I have little to rate him against, he WAS the worst kisser I ever had to kiss and there is no need for him to continue calling me...but then, he might come across my blog and be offended and I wouldn't want to hurt the fragile male ego right....
so hmmm...
Dear Crazy Lady,
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Seriously..you do laundry EVERY DANG DAY...that's suppose to be for both our apartments.. What, I'm suppose to ask you if I can wash a few loads? No, I don't think I want to do that...what, do you only have one outfit, do you HAVE to do wash everyday..think about the water you are wasting for a minute....does your dang dog pee on stuff? Why the heck are you doing laundry EVERY FREAKING DAY? AND a better question is, why the Heck do you start doing wash at 6 am..for the love of Pete..calm down!!!
Oh and Dear Crazy Lady,
Stop being mean to the nice old man next door. He's SPECIAL, like SPECIAL, and YOU of all people have the gall to call him crazy? HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR?! He's a sweet old man who plays red light green light with the little kids across the street...he likes the green otter pops in the summer and he calls me kido.. He's sweet..and kind and has the mental capacity of a nine year old ... You are a day pass crazy and have the nerve to be mean to him... Well, I have his back and I just won't stand for it.. I don't like you or your ugly dog.... by the way, if your dog continues to howl for hours on end... I might have to suggest you get it's voice box removed...
Have a great day
Side note to Barb and Charlotte, my favorite sisiter in law and my favorite cousin:
now that we're an eternal family...you're stuck with my meanness....I hope that y'all are okay with that.. I love you both so much!!!
** crazy lady doesn't REALLY look like that...but I might post a picture of her ugly dog that is barking RIGHT NOW !! I HATE THAT DOG
8 comments:
Hahahahahaha seriously...when I lived with April and Alicia our 3rd roommate (i don't remember her name--i'm so mean) had the voiceless dog. Now, I'm going to tell you, a voiceless dog CAN wake you up in the middle of the night. If you don't believe me, ask Alicia. I swear it's true. I miss you. I don't think you're mean. Hateful maybe? NO! Haha jk! come back down to dixie man, i know you miss it!
Girlfriend...you crack me up! I am SO glad you posted something today. I ALMOST took you off my google reader TODAY because I was like she hasn't posted anything in SO long she isn't going to now.
LOL...BOY am I glad I didn't!
Your ex about kissing is HYSTERICAL! LOL
I love your sense of humor and I know your eternal family loves you to pieces!
Hugs and love from NC! I misses you!
LOLOLOL ... Seriously, How I LOVE you Michelle... and since, I'm connected to Charlotte AND you AND the Lepinski's, does that mean I can be an extended part of the family? :)
I think there is something more sinister going on with this whole laundry thing. It doesn't make sense to do laundry every day, so maybe she's kidnapping people, mutilating them, then washing their clothes. Think about it.
there is a dog next to mormon church here in Plzen that barks like mad at us as we leave the church on Friday night after playing rough games of Skipbo. The word for spider is pavouk and hotdog is parek. I suggested someone mistakenly put pavouk poison in a parek and feed it to him. Does that make me a bad person?
xoxoxo
I think Charlotte and I both actually really like your mean streak. It's pretty entertaining!!
By the way, I tagged you on my blog :) Can't wait to read your response...
i think you need to MOVE (to SLC)
xoxo
Hey Michelle! I found your blog from Facebook and I can tell it's going to be one of my favorites to read. I hope you're doing so good. I still miss working with you!
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