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"With all its shame, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world…Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."

— Max Ehrmann

Thursday, June 12, 2008

I'm kinda sorry

Dear Crazy Neighbor Lady that lives in the basement apartment,

I'm sorry if you get evicted, I really kinda am, but that dog you have jumps on people, and it's not cute...and you say it's a therapy dog but you leave it alone ALOT and every time you do, it howls and yelps and barks...just the other day I thought you were dead in the basement. You told me that you have all these problems with you, and how that dog saved your life that one time.. I thought history was repeating itself, and you were in some type of coma, or dead or something... maybe you fell and couldn't get up, who knows, and so I had my friend come with me to check on you, since you don't have a phone to call you on..well, your doggy cried and barked..and you were just at the store...FOR AN HOUR !!!
And you lock the laundry room that we are suppose to SHARE, you say it's because guys are at my house alot that you don't know..( um, lady, my friends aren't the ones that are CRAZY), but it's really inconvenient for me to have to knock on your door so you can unlock the laundry room that we are suppose to SHARE, (remember how the back door to my place is just as easily accessible by the people you have coming to see you..)
and today, I got to come home early from work, and I wanted to take a nap..and I guess you were gone again, because YOUR DANG DOG CRIED and HOWLED and BARKED for TWO FREAKING HOURS before I had to go to Velour for battle of the bands....needless to say. I REALLY hate it when I can't take me naps....so...if you get kicked out....I'm really kinda sorry...

ps... I think you should know that although I'm polite and say thank you when you bake me little treats...I don't eat them...I throw them away...it's just cause I don't know you..and you let your little dog jump on everything..it grosses me out...sorry.

sincerely,
me


ps.... 6/13/08

this morning, like last morning you decided to do laundry at 6:30 in the morning...oh, that's the same time that I start getting ready for the day...um, I hate it when the water turns cold...you're home all dang day....MUST YOU DO WASH WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER !!
I'm starting not to feel bad about the possibility of you getting kicked out!!

6 comments:

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

This was too funny!
I am SO glad you are back!
And Kudos to the message on Facebook! I haven't resonded yet even though I have read it! So happy for you! :-)
Love and kisses!

Babs said...

Ha ha ha! I throw away treats people bring me too!! I wonder if people do that when I bring them treats? Hmmm. Have I mentioned how glad I am that you're back??

Carmen said...

You are so funny, Michelle!! :) Glad to see you bloggin' again too!

Krissy said...

DUDE KICK HER OUT!!! Must keep me posted! lol

becky said...

good riddance crazy lady!

deanna said...

It's ok. As long as you haven't injected black widow spider poisen control into hotdogs and thrown them over the fence for her dog to eat them and mysteriously stop barking...forever. It'll be ok.
xoxoxo

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the family dog....so spoiled...but look at his face!

the family dog....so spoiled...but look at his face!
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